Diamonds on the soles of my shoes...

So, because even I am forgetting what I've written and where it is, I am making a list (in chronological order) of the fics I've posted since I arrived here in LJ; the fics published in furia_roja or corblaugrana may be members-only. // Ya que hasta yo estoy olvidando qué he escrito y dónde está, voy a hacer una lista (en orden cronológico) de los fics que he publicado desde mi llegada a LJ; los fics posteados en furia_roja o corblaugrana pueden estar cerrados sólo a miembros de estas comunidades.



-5000: Football RPS, English, Leo Messi/Bojan Krkic, PG-13, 100 words; also posted in footballslash.

-It just might be enough: Football RPS, English, David Villa/David Silva, PG-13, 3,700 words; also posted in footballslash.

-10 words, 10 fics, 10 genres: Football RPS, English, PG-13, various pairings, ten 10-word drabbles; also posted in footballslash and footiefic.

-While he sleeps: Football RPS, English, PG-13, David Villa/David Silva, 130 words; posted in footiefic.

-Consolation: Football RPS, English, PG-13, Gerard Piqué/Cesc Fàbregas, 240 words; posted in footiefic.

-Champagne and fireworks: Football RPS, English, PG-13, Gerard Piqué/Bojan Krkic, 100 words; posted in footiefic.

-Let me bathe here in your smile: Football RPS, English, Pep Guardiola/Bojan Krkic, PG-13, 500 words; also posted in footballslash.

-Here there is still room for you: Football RPS, English, David Beckham/Iker Casillas, PG-13, 430 words; also posted in footballslash.

-Puede que sea suficiente: Football RPS, español, David Villa/David Silva, PG-13, 3,600 palabras, traducción de It just might be enough; posteado en furia_roja.

-Transcendence: Football RPS, English, David Beckham/Iker Casillas, PG-13, 1,800 words; also posted in footballslash.

-Clean Break: Football RPS, English, Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso (Steven Gerrard/Fernando Torres), PG-13, 3,000 words; also posted in footballslash.

-Tangled: Football RPS, English, Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso (Steven Gerrard/Fernando Torres), PG-13, 3,000 words, sequel to Clean Break; also posted in footballslash.

-Unravelled: Football RPS, English, Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso (Steven Gerrard/Fernando Torres), PG-13, 3,200 words, sequel to Clean Break and Tangled; also posted in footballslash.

-Dime que no: Football RPS, español, David Villa/David Silva, PG-13, 1,900 palabras; posteado en furia_roja.

-Ten drabbles on request / Diez drabbles a petición: Football RPS, English/español, various pairings, PG-13.

-Desde siempre: Football RPS, español, Carles Puyol/Xavi Hernández (Xavi Hernández/Javier Saviola), PG-13, 3,000 palabras; posteado en furia_roja.

-Hasta ahora: Football RPS, español, Pep Guardiola/Andrés Iniesta (Carles Puyol/Xavi Hernández), PG-13, 4,500 palabras; posteado en furia_roja, secuela de Desde siempre.

-Como siempre: Football RPS, español, Carles Puyol/Xavi Hernández (Xavi Hernández/Javier Saviola), PG-13, 3,800 palabras, secuela de Desde siempre y Hasta ahora; posteado en furia_roja.

-5 veces que Xabi y Steven salieron del armario frente a sus compañeros: Football RPS, español, Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, PG-13, 1,300 palabras; posteado en furia_roja para el reto 'Fics a la carta'.

-5 compañeros que han besado a Villa: Football RPS, español, David Villa/varios, PG-13, 1,600 palabras; posteado en furia_roja para el reto 'Fics a la carta'.

-Missing him: Football RPS, English, Steve Finnan/Dan Agger, PG-13, 260 words, posted in footballslash.

-Obvio: Football RPS, español, Xavi Hernández/Andrés Iniesta, PG-13, 1,000 palabras; posteado en furia_roja.

-Vestir de blanco: Football RPS, español, Andriy Shevchenko/Kaká, PG-13, 1,800 palabras; posteado en furia_roja.

-Sin darse cuenta (El Empanao): Football RPS, español, Gerard Piqué/Cesc Fàbregas, PG-13, 2,200 palabras; posteado en furia_roja.

-En silencio: Football RPS, español, Xavi Hernández/Andrés Iniesta, PG-13, 9,800 palabras; posteado en furia_roja.

-Los hombres que no amaban a las mujeres: Football RPS, español, Carles Puyol/Xavi Hernández, PG-13, 1,900 palabras; posteado en furia_roja.

-Motivos de celebración: Football RPS, español, Gerard Piqué/Cesc Fàbregas, PG-13, 1,100 palabras; posteado en furia_roja.

-Intolerable: Football RPS, español, Carles Puyol/Xavi Hernández, PG-13, 1,000 palabras; posteado en corblaugrana.

-Amigos (claro que sí): Football RPS, español, Carles Puyol/Andrés Iniesta, PG-13, 2,000 palabras; posteado en corblaugrana.

-Growing up: Football RPS, English, Leo Messi/Bojan Krkic, PG-13, 2,000 words; also posted in footballslash.

-El Juego: Football RPS, español, Carles Puyol/Xavi Hernández, PG-13, 2,000 palabras; posteado en corblaugrana.

-Barcelona: Football RPS, español, Zlatan Ibrahimovic/Maxwell, PG-13, 2,500 palabras; posteado en corblaugrana.

-Shy: Football RPS, English, Xavi Hernández/Andrés Iniesta, PG-13, 1,800 words; Christmas fic for drbillbongo.

-Alabaster: Shakespeare slash, English, Antonio/Bassanio, PG-13, 1930 words; also posted in bard_slash and recced by the kind theficklepickle at epic_recs here.

-¡No es culpa mía!: Football RPS, español, Carles Puyol/Gerard Piqué, PG-13, 5,200 palabras; posteado en furia_roja y corblaugrana.

-Un abrazo. Otro más.: Football RPS, español, Kaká/Cristiano Ronaldo, PG-13, 900 palabras, secuela a Vestir de blanco; posteado en furia_roja.

-Compensation: Football RPS, English, Gianluigi Buffon/Mauro Camoranesi, NC-15, 1,000 words; also posted in footballslash.

-Bojan's grey day: Football RPS, English, Leo Messi/Bojan Krkic, PG-13, 750 words; also posted in footballslash.

-Secretos (Primera parte) y Secretos (Segunda parte): Football RPS, español, Pep Guardiola/Leo Messi, Carles Puyol/Gerard Piqué, PG-13, 12,100 palabras; posteado también en corblaugrana.

-It's alright: Football RPS, English, Leo Messi/Bojan Krkic, PG-13, 1,450 words; birthday fic for sebastiona.

-Ficlets on request / Ficlets a petición: Football RPS, English/español, various pairings, PG-13.

-With Worn-out Tools: Football RPS, English, Steve Finnan/Daniel Agger, PG-13, 1,000 words; birthday fic for sophiamoon.

-Está bien: Football RPS, español, Thierry Henry/Bojan Krkic, PG-13, 2,700 palabras; escrito para ladyvoldie; posteado en corblaugrana.

-The beauty of the young: Football RPS, English, Diego Forlán/Martín Cáceres, NC-15, 2,500 words; written for victor_reno, also posted in footballslash.

-Pases de gol (Primera parte) y Pases de gol (Segunda parte): Football RPS, español, David Villa/Leo Messi, R, 8,500 palabras; escrito para kary_28; posteado en furia_roja.

-Idiots: Football RPS, English, Fernando Llorente/Javi Martínez, PG-13, 4,900 words; written for drbillbongo, also posted in footballslash.

-No es un cuento de hadas: Football RPS, español, Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, PG-13, 6,600 palabras; escrito para la Ship War; posteado en furia_roja.

-Challenges: Football RPS, English, Bojan Krkic/Sergio Canales, R, 750 words; birthday fic for drbillbongo

-Pasado, presente, Pep: Football RPS, español, Pep Guardiola/José Mourinho, PG-13, 1,800 palabras; escrito para kary_28; posteado en furia_roja.

-Noches de hotel (Primera parte) y Noches de hotel (Segunda parte): Football RPS, español, Leo Messi/Bojan Krkic, R, 12,100 palabras; escrito para la Ship War; posteado en furia_roja.

-Doing the right thing: Football RPS, English, Andy Carroll/Martin Skrtel, R, 5,500 words; written for drbillbongo and kata_c, also posted in footballslash.

-Miel: Football RPS, español, Gerard Piqué/Bojan Krkic, PG-15, 2,700 palabras; escrito para la Ship War; posteado en furia_roja.

-El fin de las excusas: Football RPS, español, Pep Guardiola/Bojan Krkic, PG-13, 3,400 palabras; escrito para la Ship War; posteado en furia_roja.

-El amargo espejo: Football RPS, español, Xavi Hernández/Andrés Iniesta, PG-13, 3,200 palabras; escrito para la Ship War; posteado en furia_roja.



And let's not forget my yet-unfinished prompt table. / Y no nos olvidemos de mi tabla de prompts (Football RPS, español, Leo Messi/Bojan Krkic, NC-15, posteadas en corblaugrana):

TABLA MARILYN MANSON (I)

Prompt/Title	Song
1. Someone to hear your prayers	(Personal Jesus)
2. Things on your chest you need to confess	(Personal Jesus)
3. Reach out and touch faith	(Personal Jesus)
4. Lift up the reciever, I'll make you a believer	(Personal Jesus)
5. We'll have each other until the sun	(If I was your Vampire)
6. Hold my hands across your face	(If I was your vampire)
7. Death waits for no one	(If I was your Vampire)
8. Here comes the Moon again	(If I was your vampire)
9. Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe	(Evidence)
10. You're not just what you Say to me	(Evidence)
11. Give me something to be scared of	(Evidence)

Title: Doing the right thing

Summary: of marking tactics, all-knowing teammates, blind objects of affection and trying -and failing- to do the right thing.
Pairing: Andy Carroll/Martin Skrtel
Warnings: Slash, sexual situations, swearing. (WARNING: may contain traces mentions of het)
Rating: R.
Disclaimers: this isn't true and I don't make any money with it.


A/N: for drbillbongo and kata_c, who took my passing ‘why are those two so close together?’ comment and turned it into a rain of gifs, pics, interviews and inspiration... thank you, both! Hope you like it!



( Martin... I’m not going anywhere. Slow down and *enjoy* this... )

Title: Idiots

Summary: Javi is sad, Fernando gets angry, they're both idiots.
Pairing: Fernando Llorente/Javi Martínez
Warnings: Slash, angst, drama-drama-melodrama.
Wordcount: 4900
Rating: PG-13.
Disclaimers: this isn't true and I don't make any money with it. No disrespect meant to any person whose likeness apears here.


A/N: for the sweetest person I've met thanks to this fandom, txorakeriak, who wanted to see these two written, and hammered the point home with great picspams; I'm sorry, I know this isn't what you expected, but I hope you enjoy it nevertheless!
Thanks to ladyvoldie for patiently listening to me ramble as I got this written.


( I need a sign to let me know you're here... )

The idea, materials ane encouragement I got from this post over at _fcbarcelona_.

A softer world is one of the best, funniest, more disturbing and/or heart-breaking 'comic' strips I've found. And since they encourage remixes... well, I couldn't help but indulge them!



( And a few more... )

(I'm going to be adding more as I make them, so check back often! XD)

Fancy having a go at it? It's fun!

Very, very late, much later than I hoped for, but here they are. I apologise for the tardiness, but RL and the Muses were both being particularly uncooperative. I hope you like them anyway! // Muy, muy tarde, mucho más tarde de lo que esperaba, pero aquí están. Siento la demora, pero la vida real y las musas han estado particularmente difíciles últimamente. ¡Espero que os gusten!

Disclaimer: this isn’t real, because I made it all up in my head, and I’m not getting any money out of it. / esto no es cierto, es fruto de imaginación, y no pretendo hacer que nadie me crea ni mucho menos me dé dinero por esto.


Para miss_black91


( Pepssi )



( Raúl/Guti - Raúl/Canales )


Para julesmind

( Empanadilla )


Para latateunblog

( Ibressi )


Para metlloi

( Puyique )


For sophiamoon

( Steve Finnan/Dan Agger )


Para sukichann


( Xaviesta )


Para aura_black


( Nando/Cesc )


Para bojanpiquelove


( Krique )


Para maria_lkxn


( Fabsillas )


Para kary_28

( Milito/Messi )


For drbillbongo

( Godin/Gonzalo )



Thank you for the requests! // Gracias por las peticiones!

Título: Secretos (Segunda parte)

Summary: a veces, la mejor parte de guardar secretos es cuando otros los descubren...
Pairing: Pep Guardiola/Leo Messi, Carles Puyol/Gerard Piqué
Advertencia: Slash.
Rating: PG-13.
Palabras: un poco más de 12,000.
Disclaimers: esto no es cierto, es fruto de imaginación, y no pretendo hacer que nadie me crea ni mucho menos me dé dinero por esto.


A/N: escrito, as usual, para miss_black91, y beteado por ella misma. ¡Gracias, cielo!


Primera parte


( Uno de los rasgos definitivos de un buen futbolista es el saber reconocer el momento justo, la oportunidad perfecta, el segundo que no puede dejarse escapar... )

Title: Bojan's grey day

Summary: There are days when everything goes wrong... well, almost everything.
Pairing: Leo Messi/Bojan Krkic
Warnings: Slash.
Rating: PG-13, let's say.
Wordcount: just over 750 words.
Disclaimers: this isn’t real, because I made it all up in my head, and I’m not getting any money out of it (more’s the pity!).


A/N: I wrote this for sebastiona when we were both having grey days.

(  There are days (all of them, really), you don’t know what you’d do without Leo.  )

Title: Shy

Summary: after the FIFA World Player Award gala, Xavi has to deal with Andrés.
Pairing: Xaviesta (Xavi Hernández/Andrés Iniesta)
Warnings: Slash.
Rating: PG-13, at most.
Wordcount: 1,800 and change.
Disclaimers: this isn’t real, because I made it all up in my head, and I’m not getting any money out of it (more’s the pity!).


A/N: for drbillbongo; it was originally going to be a Christmas fic, but the muse saw a deadline and ran off, so I post it today, at the Día de Reyes, the day where Spanish children traditionally get their presents... good excuse for being late, isn't it? XD



I blame Xavi's leather jacket for everything, but both looked adorable that night.



( Why are you wearing a suit? That leather jacket looked really good on you… )

You're right, Bill, they're very obvious, it's a wonder we don't ship them more...

Pues, como las musas estás renuentes últimamente, y el Plot Bunny está ejercitando sus afilados colmillos con todo el mundo, menos conmigo, he decidido apuntarme a la moda de las tablas, en este caso gracias a mi mujer, miss_black91, y a su flamante comunidad, como_arcilla.



En este nuevo reto, me comprometo a usar los siguientes prompts (tomados de canciones de Marilyn Manson) como títulos para fics centrados en Bojan Krkic.


TABLA MARILYN MANSON (I)

Prompt/Title	Song
1. Someone to hear your prayers	(Personal Jesus)
2. Things on your chest, you need to confess	(Personal Jesus)
3. Reach out and touch faith	(Personal Jesus)
4. Lift up the receiver; I’ll make you a believer	(Personal Jesus)
5. We'll have each other until the sun	(If I was your Vampire)
6. Hold my hands across your face	(If I was your vampire)
7. Death waits for no one	(If I was your Vampire)
8. Here comes the Moon again	(If I was your vampire)
9. Fuck me 'til we know it's Unsafe	(Evidence)
10. You're not just what you Say to me	(Evidence)
11. Give me something to be scared of	(Evidence)

¡Deseadme suerte (y pinchadme, si me véis flaquear)!



(Note to my English-speaking friends: I've been dragged into those fashionable little prompt tables, but I'll try my hand at them in Spanish first, to see if I can bring back the plot bunnies, by their ears if necessary... wish me luck!)